The Sky IS Falling: New Chicken Little material

I just read about the 27 tons of dust that rains down on Earth each day from space, making a total of almost 10,000 tons each year and started thinking: 

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What great aches from little hoke-horns grow.

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.
- Voltaire